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* Emperor of the [[Country: Japan|Empire of Japan]] from November 25, 1921 until he became [[Country:United Rugs of America|POTUS]] in 2029. | |||
* King of the [[Country:United Rugs of America|URA]] (ongoing). | |||
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Revision as of 09:11, 16 September 2025
Biography
Rug "Gaming" Rugson was born July 5th, 1266 in Birmingham, England. He is a known gamer and leader of the Rugcago Rugs.
Born at a very young age, Rug had to hustle for financial freedom. When he eventually started gaming on YouTube, the hard work paid off: he got jumped in an alleyway, and was shanked, sustaining a deep leg wound and permanent disability.
Despite his setbacks, Rug Gaming is reportedly still making regular content. When asked how he planned to deal with "headphone dent", Rug puked on the floor. Truly inspiring words.
Following his election as president of the United States of America, Rug initiated a hostile takeover of the country and replaced the government with an absolute monarchy, with him as King.
Rug reportedly hired famed wizard "Rugsalus Tapestry IX" to grant him infinite lifes sometime in 1945, following the surrender of Japan to the United States (he was Emperor at the time). As such he is unable to die, except for his fatal flaw: Employment.
Notable Achievements
- Amassed over 50 uncles. (rare variants)
- Prime Minister of England
- Mayor of Birmingham
- Mild brain damage
- Severe brain damage
- Intellectually Disabled from huffing paint thinner.
- Emperor of the Empire of Japan from November 25, 1921 until he became POTUS in 2029.
- King of the URA (ongoing).