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Rug "Gaming" Rugson was born July 5th, 1266 in Birmingham, England. He is a known gamer and affiliate of the Chicago Crips. | Rug "Gaming" Rugson was born July 5th, 1266 in [[Birmingham]], England. He is a known gamer and affiliate of the Chicago Crips. | ||
Born at a very young age, Rug had to hustle for financial freedom. When he eventually started gaming on YouTube, the hard work paid off: he got jumped in an alleyway, and was shanked, sustaining a deep leg wound. | Born at a very young age, Rug had to hustle for financial freedom. When he eventually started gaming on YouTube, the hard work paid off: he got jumped in an alleyway, and was shanked, sustaining a deep leg wound. | ||
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* Amassed over 50 uncles. (rare variants) | * Amassed over 50 uncles. (rare variants) | ||
* Prime Minister of England | * Prime Minister of [[England]] | ||
* Mayor of Birmingham | * Mayor of [[Birmingham]] | ||
* Mild brain damage | * Mild brain damage | ||
* Severe brain damage | * Severe brain damage | ||
Revision as of 13:52, 27 August 2025
Biography
Rug "Gaming" Rugson was born July 5th, 1266 in Birmingham, England. He is a known gamer and affiliate of the Chicago Crips.
Born at a very young age, Rug had to hustle for financial freedom. When he eventually started gaming on YouTube, the hard work paid off: he got jumped in an alleyway, and was shanked, sustaining a deep leg wound.
Despite his setbacks, Rug Gaming is reportedly still making regular content. When asked how he planned to deal with "headphone dent", Rug puked on the floor. Truly inspiring words.
Notable Achievements
- Amassed over 50 uncles. (rare variants)
- Prime Minister of England
- Mayor of Birmingham
- Mild brain damage
- Severe brain damage
- Intellectually Disabled from huffing paint thinner.